A Recovering Addict I Am.
I'm going to start a support group for Nice
Guys recovering from perpetual
Niceguydom.
We will meet every Friday
night, at 9 pm, in the basement of the local
Hooters.
It will be exclusively for
Gentle, Kind, Loving men who are too utterly paranoid to state what they want,
for fear of not being loved.
We will
dine on Hungry Man Turkey Dinners and Diet
Pepsi.
It will help us all to learn
that desires are okay. That what we want is okay. That who we are is
okay.
We will all be unhappy,
depressive maniacs with gleaming
exteriors.
It will allow single,
wellmannered men everywhere to stand up and say "Damnit, I want _________ and
I'm not going to stop until I get
it!"
We will have all been elected
"Best Personality" of our high school class.
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Posted: Wednesday - November 30, 2005 at
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